Political Humor

I think it’s funny that in the new many sources report on the price of oil going down and that the dollar is going up in the same article. It’s funny because it’s redundant because the two are directly connected. At least some media organizations are starting to cover the real growing concern when it comes to energy consumption, and that is global growth in population but also economic growth as well.

There’s too many goddamn people in this world already and not enough parking spaces. We need to start encouraging abortions right away, hoho. Yes! We need new promotional material getting people to start having more abortions. Hell, the tobacco companies have done a good job getting the world addicted to their cancer sticks, which also gets to the heart of my rambling. Less People! So, let me recap real quick, tobacco companies are good and abortion is the answer to our problems.

What’s more troubling is that as countries become more industrialized, the more energy they consume. Nobody is looking into the future and thinking it looks bright unless we solve our energy problems. What we really need, in addition to a declining population, is for people to live closer together in heavily populated cities where everyone can use public transportation. People driving hours to work and back, living in a huge suburban house with hundreds of lights in and out is not good for energy consumption.

So we need abortions and everyone to use public transportation and everyone to start smoking! That will get us on the right track in the energy crisis.